Well what can I really say about ShoneOne. I never really did forgive him for sexually molesting me. That experience kind of stuck. After a while the crazy look in his eyes became a term of endearment, so to speak. Most of my time spent with him was in the ancient vagabond ruins in downtown L.A. that were always inhabited by the most promising rookie prostitutes, one by the name of Aileen Wuornos who later "made something of herself." Anyways, I never knew what he meant when he said I'll never leave this place. Maybe its all the times he ejaculated his initials on the walls. Take a black light in there and that place will light up like an eternal shot in the dark. I have no information as to who killed him or why but I wouldn't be surprised if it was Colonel Mustard in the library with the candle stick, but what do I know, I'm just an old veteran who was looking for a good satyr.
ShoneOne was abducted by the Mouse Mafia and transported in a series of unmarked vehicles (monorail, steamboat) to Tom Sawyer Island (primo Disney Death real estate), where he was drawn and quartered.
"To fear death, my friends, is only to think ourselves wise, without being wise: for it is to think that we know what we do not know. For anything that men can tell, death may be the greatest good that can happen to them: but they fear it as if they knew quite well that it was the greatest of evils. And what is this but that shameful ignorance of thinking that we know what we do not know?" Socrates
Well what can I really say about ShoneOne. I never really did forgive him for sexually molesting me. That experience kind of stuck. After a while the crazy look in his eyes became a term of endearment, so to speak. Most of my time spent with him was in the ancient vagabond ruins in downtown L.A. that were always inhabited by the most promising rookie prostitutes, one by the name of Aileen Wuornos who later "made something of herself."
ReplyDeleteAnyways, I never knew what he meant when he said I'll never leave this place. Maybe its all the times he ejaculated his initials on the walls. Take a black light in there and that place will light up like an eternal shot in the dark. I have no information as to who killed him or why but I wouldn't be surprised if it was Colonel Mustard in the library with the candle stick, but what do I know, I'm just an old veteran who was looking for a good satyr.
Shoneone is not dead. At least not until he pays me back all that money he owes. Bitch.
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ShoneOne was abducted by the Mouse Mafia and transported in a series of unmarked vehicles (monorail, steamboat) to Tom Sawyer Island (primo Disney Death real estate), where he was drawn and quartered.
ReplyDeleteHis remains were buried in Injun Joe's cave.
"To fear death, my friends, is only to think ourselves wise, without being wise: for it is to think that we know what we do not know. For anything that men can tell, death may be the greatest good that can happen to them: but they fear it as if they knew quite well that it was the greatest of evils. And what is this but that shameful ignorance of thinking that we know what we do not know?"
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If a man hasn't discovered something that he will die for, he isn't fit to live.
ReplyDeleteMartin Luther King Jr.
Who killed ShoneOne?
ReplyDeleteIn part it was me.
This isn't a one act play.